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Crawly Critters and Credit Creeps: As Kafka stated in Metamorphosis, no matter the adversity cockroaches will always survive, therefore should you ever believe a won battle wins the war, you are wrong, the roaches will always survive. When it comes to things that scurry in dark places and at night, your best hope is to…
CREDIT CREEPS Do Credit Creeps Erect Walls To Keep You From Your Money? PICB Is a Brick Breaker Tumbling Brick Makers There was a local Credit Creep who built a wall to prevent a Printer from being paid — He failed, and he is now just another pile of muddy rubble, crumbled at the base…
Did you know: that Ebeneezer Scrooge had been sorely and wrongfully maligned by those around him as a grumpy, mean, miser when in-fact he became an unpleasant person as a direct consequence of his customers repeated non-payment of invoices which ultimately caused him severe financial distress? He was forced to chase each and every shilling just so he could buy the…
Puny Primitive Disputes, A Pre-hysterical tale! By Andrea Schlack Way, Way back at the dawn of time, Bob, a starving caveman, was primordial ooze and bones and in dire need of food. Not being the typical aggressive Neanderthal he never really mastered the art of hunting, and farming was not yet invented so he…
We Collect From Dead PeopleAttachment of the Business Snatchers! What is fear but reality manifested in the brain’s cortex as an explosion of hyper-intense feelings and emotions? Much like humor makes you laugh, fear makes you scream! Happy HalloweenThis should make you scream Imagine, one day being given your expiration date! While we all know…
NO PAPER A Cash Flow Crisis in the MakingPRINTERS – BE WARNED! The paper shortage is already wreaking havoc on our industry. The diminished capacity to produce paper caused by a pulp shortage amongst other issues is not anticipated to be solved easily, nor quickly! It will cause project creep along with escalating prices, leading…