FISHY TALES
PICB’S PRIME DIRECTIVE: GET PRINTERS PAID!!!!!
ngeH Huch latlh DopDaq qIb. yIghoSDo’ ‘oH boS.
(Klingon Translation to English: Your money was sent to the other side of the galaxy. Good luck collecting it.)
From an Orvillian Galaxy far away, a conniving Klingon tried stealing money from the pockets of an Earthling Printer. The Printer, far from wealthy, had sought only to treat his customers fairly and honestly.
The nephew of the Klingon commander, the ships Chief FU Officer, routinely engaged in deceptions and was known to cheat all species who fell into the misfortune of crossing their path. They convinced the Printer that he had billed the wrong company and asked him to beam over new invoices to the correct Payee. They assured him he would be paid faster than warp speed. Not surprisingly — THE MONEY NEVER MATERIALIZED — DID ITS’ PARTICLES GET SCRAMBLED DURING TRANSPORTATION?
The Printer, not realizing the dimensional shift he had just traveled through, fell for the Klingon’s treachery. He never realized this so-called “other company” was just an alter-ego who shared the same address, phone, staff, and principals to profit off of others hard work.
The unsuspecting Printer did as was requested only to be immediately transported to a distant planet with empty pockets. With no other choice remaining he sent an emergency distress signal to Printing Industry Credit Bureau for assistance.
The crack crew at PICB attacked like outraged Vulcans and unleashed their lawyer gamma ray, immediately restraining all of the Klingon’s assets while awaiting the judgment of ‘Q’, who was rumored to be out of communicator range for several millennium traveling in a galaxy where no one had traveled before.
The Klingon’s crew, unable to get cash for their grok, were displeased and grumbled loudly for satisfaction against their commander and his Chief FU officer.
Question: What do you get when you have a disgruntled Klingon with his bat’leth axe sharpened?
Answer: P A I D — really fast!
With PICB’s swift and logical actions the Printer was not just PAID IN FULL, the Klingon graciously paid all of the legal bills, interest and court costs.
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how would you avoid this dimensional shift of non-payment?
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FISHY TALES PRIZE RULES -2017
There are no scales or hooks necessary, and you do not need fins or even an ability to swim to win.
Who is eligible? — Anyone and everyone except employees of Professional Credit Management Associates, Inc. dba Printing Industry Credit Bureau and Checkitco Company (PICB), along with their children and/or relatives, may enter to win.
When does this promotion end? Each month there will be a new Fishy Tale challenge posed to subscribers of PICB’s Where’s the Money Newsletter. PICB may end this challenge at any time and without notice.
WHAT IS THE PRIZE? Free Credit Risk Assessments worth $85.00 provided each month, and a one-time monetary prize of $500.00 awarded to the one respondent who won the most CRAs from Jan. 2017 – Nov. 2017.
WHAT IS CRA? CRA – PICB’s unique report is intended for credit grantors to use in support of making wise credit choices and is built using current records filed with various governmental agencies and are available under ‘Public Records’. PICB purchases no existing report to re-sell it, We actually do the old fashion method of real time research using the 21st century modern tools.
HOW DOES THE GAME WORK? The answers to the challenge are speculative – there is no one correct answer, therefore the winners will be those first 3 respondents who provide a ‘solution’ and meet the eligibility requirements as stated above.
HOW DO I SUBMIT MY SOLUTION? Post your answer directly on the Newsletter ‘answer box’, make sure and identify your name and company name, we will then notify you if you were one of the first 3 respondents via email and award you your Fishy Tale redemption coupon.
WHEN CAN I REDEEM THE COUPON? Anytime by submitting a CRA request, make sure and provide your redemption coupon at the time of submission and we will provide you the requested report. CRA redemption coupons may not be claimed for the cash equivalent.
WHEN WILL THE GRAND PRIZE BE PAID OUT? $500.00 will be paid to the individual or company who has entered the most winning challenge answers between Jan. 2017 thru Nov. 2017 and the cash prize will be paid prior to December 31st, 2017
For more information contact PICB at 847/265-0400 or [email protected]
