We only want a little pinch, just an inch
Of the jelly belly that tastes so good
No Zombie elf could resist it if they could!
To take you away without delay
As those nasty marauding munching elves
Want more than just a taste
We must escape now and with no haste!
I really did not think you would win the fight tonight,
But with PICB’s legal eagle by your side
We can now rain joy, worldwide
to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!"