{"id":3202,"date":"2017-10-05T15:01:50","date_gmt":"2017-10-05T15:01:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/picb-us.com\/?p=3202"},"modified":"2023-08-14T20:38:20","modified_gmt":"2023-08-14T20:38:20","slug":"fishy-tales-october-2017","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/picb-us.com\/fishy-tales-october-2017\/","title":{"rendered":"Fishy Tales October 2017"},"content":{"rendered":"

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FISHY TALES<\/span><\/h2>\n

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PICB’S PRIME DIRECTIVE: GET PRINTERS PAID!!!!!<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n

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ngeH Huch latlh DopDaq qIb. yIghoSDo’ ‘oH boS. <\/strong><\/h2>\n

(Klingon Translation to English: Your money was sent to the other side of the galaxy. Good luck collecting it.)<\/span><\/p>\n

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From an Orvillian Galaxy far away, a conniving Klingon tried stealing money from the pockets of an Earthling Printer. The Printer, far from wealthy, had sought only to treat his customers fairly and honestly.<\/p>\n

The nephew of the Klingon commander, the ships Chief FU Officer, routinely engaged in deceptions and was known to cheat all species who fell into the misfortune of crossing their path. They convinced the Printer that he had billed the wrong company and asked him to beam over new invoices to the correct Payee. They assured him he would be paid faster than warp speed. Not surprisingly \u2014 THE MONEY NEVER MATERIALIZED \u2014\u00a0 DID ITS’\u00a0 PARTICLES GET SCRAMBLED\u00a0DURING TRANSPORTATION?<\/p>\n

The Printer, not realizing the dimensional shift he had just traveled through, fell for the Klingon\u2019s treachery. He never realized this so-called \u201cother company\u201d was just an alter-ego who shared the same address, phone, staff, and principals to profit off of others hard work.<\/p>\n

The unsuspecting Printer did as was requested only to be immediately transported to a distant planet with empty pockets. With no other choice remaining he sent an emergency distress signal to Printing Industry Credit Bureau for assistance.<\/p>\n

The crack crew at PICB attacked like outraged Vulcans and unleashed their lawyer gamma ray, immediately restraining all of the Klingon\u2019s assets while awaiting the judgment of \u2018Q\u2019, who was rumored to be out of communicator range for several millennium traveling \u00a0in a galaxy where no one had traveled before.<\/p>\n

The Klingon\u2019s crew, unable to get cash for their grok, were displeased and grumbled loudly for satisfaction against their commander and his Chief FU officer.<\/p>\n

Question: What do you get when you have a disgruntled Klingon with his bat’leth axe sharpened? <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Answer<\/span>: P A I D — really fast!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

With PICB\u2019s swift and logical actions the Printer was not just PAID IN FULL, the Klingon graciously paid all of the legal bills, interest and court costs.<\/p>\n

Share with us online your galactic tale of trifling tribbles \u2014 <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

how would you avoid this dimensional shift of non-payment?<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

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LET PICB HELP WHERE OTHERS HAVE FAILED!<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n

CREDIT RISK ASSESSMENT<\/strong>
\n PROFESSIONAL DEBT COLLECTIONS<\/strong><\/p>\n

Decades of experience within the printing and graphic art industry<\/strong><\/p>\n

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FISHY TALES PRIZE RULES -2017<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

There are no scales or hooks necessary, and you do not need fins or even an ability to swim to win. <\/span>
\n Who is eligible? — <\/b>Anyone and everyone except employees of Professional Credit Management Associates, Inc. dba Printing Industry Credit Bureau and Checkitco Company (PICB), along with their children and\/or relatives, may enter to win.<\/span><\/span>
\n When does this promotion end? <\/b>Each month there will be a new Fishy Tale challenge posed to subscribers of PICB\u2019s Where\u2019s the Money Newsletter. PICB may end this challenge at any time and without notice.<\/span><\/span>
\n WHAT IS THE PRIZE?<\/b> Free Credit Risk Assessments worth $85.00 provided each month, and a one-time monetary prize of $500.00 awarded to the one respondent who won the most CRAs from Jan. 2017 \u2013 Nov. 2017. <\/span><\/span>
\n WHAT IS CRA? <\/b>CRA <\/i><\/b>\u2013 PICB\u2019s unique report is intended for credit grantors to use in support of making wise credit choices and is built using current records filed with various governmental agencies and are available under \u2018Public Records\u2019. PICB purchases no existing report to re-sell it, We actually do the old fashion method of real time research using the 21<\/span>st<\/span> century modern tools. <\/span><\/span>
\n HOW DOES THE GAME WORK? \u00a0<\/b>The answers to the challenge are speculative – there is no <\/span>one<\/span> correct answer, therefore the winners will be those first 3 respondents who provide a \u2018solution\u2019 and meet the eligibility requirements as stated above. <\/span><\/span>
\n HOW DO I SUBMIT MY SOLUTION? <\/b>Post your answer directly on the Newsletter \u2018answer box\u2019, make sure and identify your name and company name, we will then notify you if you were one of the first 3 respondents via email and award you your Fishy Tale redemption coupon. <\/span><\/span>
\n WHEN CAN I REDEEM THE COUPON? <\/b>Anytime by submitting a CRA request, make sure and provide your redemption coupon at the time of submission and we will provide you the requested report.\u00a0<\/span><\/span>CRA redemption coupons may not be claimed for the cash equivalent. <\/span>
\n WHEN WILL THE GRAND PRIZE BE PAID OUT? \u00a0<\/b>$500.00 will be paid to the individual or company who has entered the most winning challenge answers between Jan. 2017 thru Nov. 2017 and the cash prize will be paid prior to December 31<\/span>st<\/span>, 2017<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>For more information contact PICB at 847\/265-0400 or CRA@Checkitco.com<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

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